It has been quite some time since I last wrote. The “Pit Bull” debate is one that has many views and opinions. There are three sides to this – the people who defend these dogs, a large middle section who have no opinion either way, and a very small group of people who will go out of their way to hate this type of dog and the people who love them. I have written about two of them before in a blog called “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.” They call us “Pit Nutters,” and mock us for sharing our homes with Pit Bull type dogs. This post is for all of you that pretend to not see the reality of what Breed Specific Legislation (BSL) is/does, and are so callous to attack good hearted people who stick up for the most abused type of dog on the planet. You are the definition of what “Pit Bull” means to you. To quote William Shakespeare “In time we hate that which we often fear.” Don’t hate…, educate.
May I have your attention please? Will the real “Pit Nutter” please stand up? …I repeat, will the real “Pit Nutter” please stand up?
You act like you never seen a dog before.
What are you parading around like you have the cure for?
Instead you’re the infection that created the sore.
Thought the goal was to not get bit anymore.
Shut up and sit down, it’s time to settle the score.
Twelve members…and growing strong (yeah right!).
What exactly is your area of expertise, DogsBite?
Your witness was blind, he has no sight!
Couldn’t pick out a “Pit” at night, or broad daylight.
I’m through with you…done being polite.
Next up, what does the coward desire?
Hope you like heat; where you’re going there’s fire.
Bring your deoderant, you’re sure to perspire.
You belong where there’s required uniform attire.
Craven, you’re irrelevant, it just may be time to retire.
I’m not apologetic; quit calling me an apologist.
There’s help you can seek, someone called a psychologist.
The choir you preach to, the church doesn’t exist.
Look in the mirror; you’ll see who the propagandist is.
The more intelligent option is to cease and desist.
Using words like “chicanery.”
We’re all real impressed with your dictionary.
Ironically, you’re the one using trickery.
Better work on your delivery.
There’s millions of them that look just like this,
short hair like this,
Blocky head like this,
Bark, walk, and act like this.
Last up, I can’t believe what’s in that report…
I laughed so hard reading it; I nearly let out a snort.
The figures don’t add up, they seem a little short.
Archived news media is your only source of support.
Your whole plan is failing. Pull the lever to abort.
The similarity between your name and the word “merit,”
Begins and ends at the sound of it.
Think you know about dogs ’cause you stepped in their shit?
Huffing and puffing and throwing a fit.
Go ahead and pretend no other breed has bit.
We could be here day and night, there’s really no point to argue.
Not when I know your view is untrue.
That’s only supported by a few of you.
Acting like children, as you all normally do.
Pit Nutter is rebranded, bouncing off me, sticking to you like glue.